"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
(Source: daughterofthejoker, via ayyydestroyinator)
during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
>saves rare items for the most dire of situations
>gets through the whole game without using any of them
(Source: duvete, via gentlemans)
I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via ayyydestroyinator)