does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
(Source: daughterofthejoker, via ayyydestroyinator)
during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK